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Author:  Satan360100 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 11:14 pm ]
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Granted but since you're now without an anti-virus you lose all your files and are playing Minecraft on the equivalent of a potato

I with I could spell with properly...
Author:  Earlybird94 [ Fri 30 Mar, 2012 - 12:16 am ]
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garnted btu yoru gramer becmes horible.

Could i wish i could graduate already.
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 30 Mar, 2012 - 10:47 pm ]
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granted but you don't get accepted to college


i wish i couldn't do something awesome
Author:  Dmason173 [ Fri 30 Mar, 2012 - 11:09 pm ]
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Granted but in the parallel universe you did something awesome and me telling you this curropted your feeling of unawesomeness.

I wish I had the ability to use any other superhero ability whenever I wanted and have full mastery of it and not have any of the superheros I copied weaknesses.
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 30 Mar, 2012 - 11:23 pm ]
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granted. although one night you forget to use your invisible shield power before doing to sleep and get killed by your nemesis as you can only use one power at a time. Long story short. You die.

I wish i could grammar correctly
Author:  Dmason173 [ Fri 30 Mar, 2012 - 11:40 pm ]
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granted but now you only speak and type in latin.

i wish I had an unbreakable xbox360 headset.
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 30 Mar, 2012 - 11:53 pm ]
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granted. your xbox 360 gets the red ring of death



i wish i could go to the movie theater and see any movie for free with my friends
Author:  Dmason173 [ Sat 31 Mar, 2012 - 12:21 am ]
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Granted but they only show twilight movies

I wish i could reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money to pay for what i want at the moment of paying for it.
Author:  Sniper [ Sat 31 Mar, 2012 - 12:24 am ]
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granted but you have no pockets

i wish i had an ar-15 :\
Author:  Dmason173 [ Sat 31 Mar, 2012 - 1:57 am ]
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granted its dismantled as though.

I wish I could lose weight.
Author:  LeChosenOne [ Sat 31 Mar, 2012 - 3:03 am ]
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Granted, but then a virus comes out that the outdated norton cant handle

I wish i could have infinite wishes
Author:  Enderking [ Sat 31 Mar, 2012 - 8:02 am ]
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again, it's too much for the eternal dragon to handle

i wish i had another remote for the TV
Author:  Belgeran [ Sat 31 Mar, 2012 - 3:46 pm ]
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granted but you lose it in the cushions and never see it again


I wish that Catching Fire would come out sooner
Author:  Melancholia [ Fri 06 Apr, 2012 - 3:41 am ]
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Granted, but it eventually came back

I wish lag would go away in all games
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 06 Apr, 2012 - 10:37 pm ]
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granted but your drivers become corrupted so you can't do anything

i wish that homework was obliterated
Author:  Melancholia [ Sat 07 Apr, 2012 - 1:11 am ]
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Granted, but teachers got more strict with homework

I wish I could corrupt a wish below
Author:  OGara5 [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 1:45 pm ]
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Granted but it backfires currpting your wish instead

I wish holidays didn't pass so quickly.
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:19 pm ]
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granted. school now extended to 6 days a week all year long


i wish that i had many a free time
Author:  Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:30 pm ]
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Granted, but your grant of Ogaras wish doesn't give you free time.

I wish dragons were real
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:35 pm ]
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granted. Human race becomes slaves to dragons


i wish that forums had more smilies
Author:  Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:09 pm ]
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Granted, but smilies are spammed

I wish I could Go to the previous page
Author:  Belgeran [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:34 pm ]
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granted, internet dies


i wish pinkie pie could break the 4th wall
Author:  Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:59 pm ]
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Granted, but she gets a headache

I wish I could take over the world
Author:  Sniper [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 7:56 pm ]
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granted, but the world ends

i wish i could foresee the future
Author:  Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 8:00 pm ]
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Granted, but future can only be seen by superman, and you are not him

I wish I could hate Firefox
Author:  Hardscope [ Tue 17 Apr, 2012 - 3:36 am ]
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Granted, all other browsers vanish but firefox.
I wish David Tennant would return to Doctor Who :P
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 17 Apr, 2012 - 3:48 am ]
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granted (i believe he might be actually) but this causes a paradox and bad schturff happens


i wish i could redo something that was done at a maximum of 30 minutes ago
Author:  LeChosenOne [ Sat 28 Apr, 2012 - 6:57 pm ]
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Granted, you can't undo anything now though

I wish i could visit the mlp world :D (hence the visit)
Author:  Belgeran [ Sun 29 Apr, 2012 - 2:49 am ]
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granted, you forget everything that has ever happened in reality and are forced to stay in the mlp world indefinitely (which isn't so bad)


i wish pinkie could break the 5th wall
Author:  OGara5 [ Thu 03 May, 2012 - 9:44 pm ]
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Granted but the universe collapses.

I wish that there wasn't a single dead pixel on this moniter.
Author:  Walrus Prince [ Fri 04 May, 2012 - 9:10 pm ]
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Granted, but your monitor was stolen due to it's epic graphics.

I wish I control time.
Author:  Catman [ Sat 05 May, 2012 - 12:31 am ]
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Granted, but there was a bug, and now your stuck in time.

I wish that the original nyan cat is real.
Author:  Belgeran [ Sat 05 May, 2012 - 12:32 am ]
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granted. the nyan's never stop


i wish i stopped having headaches pinkiepieforever.png
Author:  OGara5 [ Sat 05 May, 2012 - 1:05 am ]
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Granted, your hard drive is wiped.

I wish I could remember which way 'N' and 'G' Types were in terms of speed.
Author:  Walrus Prince [ Sat 05 May, 2012 - 8:52 pm ]
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Granted, but you forget about everything else that is important.

I wish I had a better graphics card <.<
Author:  Sniper [ Sat 05 May, 2012 - 10:57 pm ]
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Granted, but you're now left with 512 MB of RAM.

I wish my go kart wasn't broken <.<
Author:  Belgeran [ Sun 06 May, 2012 - 8:30 pm ]
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granted. no fuel


i wish i never had to sleep and i could do so completely healthily with no side effects and no other dilemmas or problems.
Author:  Belgeran [ Mon 07 May, 2012 - 10:50 pm ]
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oi, that wasn't separate wishes, that was a clause of the wish which stated that nothing bad could happen.

Catman wrote:
I wish I never wished this wish.


granted buuuut your post gets deleted


i wish i could change into w/e i wanted to be at will and i can change back to original form
Author:  LeChosenOne [ Tue 08 May, 2012 - 2:38 am ]
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whats ur wish, btw
Belgeran wrote:
granted, you forget everything that has ever happened in reality and are forced to stay in the mlp world indefinitely (which isn't so bad)


I think you missed the emphasis on "visit"
Author:  OGara5 [ Wed 09 May, 2012 - 10:13 pm ]
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Belgeran wrote:
oi, that wasn't separate wishes, that was a clause of the wish which stated that nothing bad could happen.

Catman wrote:
I wish I never wished this wish.


granted buuuut your post gets deleted


i wish i could change into w/e i wanted to be at will and i can change back to original form


Granted but someone stomps on your while you're a bug.

I wish I could pilot a Japanese Mecha
Author:  Belgeran [ Wed 09 May, 2012 - 10:39 pm ]
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granted. Slight problem for you though; this doesn't make the British military all too happy and you get in a big battle with them and yeah...


i wish i didn't have to have a test on my birthday >:O
Author:  Walrus Prince [ Thu 10 May, 2012 - 2:43 am ]
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Granted, but you now must take a test on everyday besides your birthday.

I wish I could become an admin on more servers.
Author:  OGara5 [ Sat 19 May, 2012 - 10:30 pm ]
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Granted, but those servers then cease their services.

I wish I had more Bionicle parts.
Author:  Melancholia [ Sun 20 May, 2012 - 1:05 pm ]
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Granted, but an Elephantosaurus Prex eats them all

I wish I had 1 billion wishes
Author:  OGara5 [ Wed 23 May, 2012 - 10:39 pm ]
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Granted but it's an alternate version of you

I wish...
Author:  Enderking [ Thu 24 May, 2012 - 6:58 am ]
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but you got 2 .'s instead, (i couldn't think of a good one)

i wish for mah FOOD!
Author:  Melancholia [ Thu 24 May, 2012 - 7:46 am ]
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Granted, but a nuclear rat sneaks into your house and eats your food

I wish I could be a web developer :>
Author:  Igloosaurus [ Thu 24 May, 2012 - 5:29 pm ]
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granted, but then a new program is invented that develops websites for free.

I wish I could shop for free!!
Author:  Melancholia [ Thu 24 May, 2012 - 9:32 pm ]
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Granted, but VAT is still here, so you have to pay.

I wish I could click a Submit button
Author:  OGara5 [ Thu 24 May, 2012 - 9:49 pm ]
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Granted but it's a phising scandal.

I wish I could change my bodyshape- using Bio-mass (Alex Mercer style)
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