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Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 3:37 pm ]
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haha granted but what has been seen can not be unseen.

it's art though, art is awesome :D

i wish that i didn't have to go to school today.

Author:  Melancholia [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 3:59 pm ]
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Granted, but if you stay, you'll lack knowledge in future, so you go.

I wish there was no sky

Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 10:43 pm ]
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granted, the lack of air as well as being inside the vacuum of space kills you painfully though quickly


i wish that i could air bend

Author:  Deaf_Justice [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 3:20 am ]
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Granted, but since you granted Xantos' wish for no sky, there is no air left to bend.

I wish I could control all of time and space

Author:  Melancholia [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 3:48 am ]
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Granted, but only Doctor Who may do that.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Author:  Deaf_Justice [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 4:13 am ]
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Woo! I'm the Doctor!

Granted, but only because your brain has been fused to the inside of a cybernetic body which eliminates any semblance of emotion or free will.

I wish I could be stranded on a undiscovered island.

Author:  OGara5 [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 2:58 pm ]
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Granted but you starve

I wish I commanded an Army

Author:  Belgeran [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 11:04 pm ]
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granted. Mutiny



i wish i had a personal helicopter for travel

Author:  dragonarc321 [ Sun 16 Sep, 2012 - 2:54 am ]
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its drivers are terrorists that crash it into a mountain!!!

i wish i had a pet mountain...

Author:  Melancholia [ Wed 19 Sep, 2012 - 10:11 pm ]
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Granted, but mountains are too big to wear a collar

I wish I could HAXORZ the whole world.

Author:  Enderking [ Mon 07 Jan, 2013 - 1:55 pm ]
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Granted, but everything get's messed up so you take it back

i wish i was a potato

Author:  OGara5 [ Mon 07 Jan, 2013 - 2:32 pm ]
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Granted, but 'bird' happens.

I wish had had a collection of figma

Author:  Hardscope [ Tue 08 Jan, 2013 - 2:47 am ]
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Granted, but I don't know what figma is so I feed it to Matt Smith.

I wish I had an army of penguins.

Author:  Melancholia [ Sat 02 Feb, 2013 - 12:38 pm ]
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Granted, but the penguins immediately die because it's too hot where you live.

I wish for chocolate fountains :V

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Sun 10 Feb, 2013 - 6:22 am ]
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Granted, but a winter storm freezer Burns it

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Sun 10 Feb, 2013 - 6:23 am ]
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Granted, but a winter storm freezer Burns it

I wish I was father time.

Author:  Walrus [ Sun 10 Feb, 2013 - 7:26 am ]
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Granted, but you are very old and can not care for your self.

I wish for a ocean full on fish.

Author:  Melancholia [ Sun 10 Feb, 2013 - 5:19 pm ]
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Granted, but they're all dead.

I wish for nothing.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 18 Feb, 2013 - 5:53 am ]
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Granted, everything is reversed and we never existed but before you were "deleted" you took it back.

I wish I was an incorruptible super hero, that can't die and loves pie.

Author:  Melancholia [ Mon 18 Feb, 2013 - 3:53 pm ]
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Granted, but he ran away when you ran out of pies.

I wish I had a '69 Ford Mustang.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 18 Feb, 2013 - 4:47 pm ]
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Granted, but when you were on Craigslist, the picture showed a life size car, when you got it, it was a small hot wheels toy.

I wish for a million dollars that could never be stolen or burned or anything of that nature and was always replenished after it was used up.

Author:  Igloosaurus [ Mon 18 Feb, 2013 - 7:50 pm ]
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Granted; you get a million Turkish Lira.

I wish my room would clean itself.

Author:  Melancholia [ Mon 18 Feb, 2013 - 8:26 pm ]
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Granted, but the room doesn't know how to clean, so it moves its walls and ceiling to squash the contents of the room, thus killing you. ;___;

I wish Top Gear was on everyday.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 18 Feb, 2013 - 11:46 pm ]
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Granted but your power is out

Wish I had a giant pillow

Author:  OGara5 [ Tue 19 Feb, 2013 - 10:08 pm ]
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Granted, but it's a hard stone slab.

I wish I was less busy with life.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Tue 19 Feb, 2013 - 10:40 pm ]
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Granted but you become extremely lazy, become nearly 500 lbs overweight and die of a heart attack.

I wish I could fly under my own will.

Author:  OGara5 [ Tue 19 Feb, 2013 - 11:06 pm ]
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Granted, your will is so heavy it crushes you.

I wish Photobucket would work right now.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Tue 19 Feb, 2013 - 11:39 pm ]
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Granted but your CPU fries and Burns your house down

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

Author:  Igloosaurus [ Tue 26 Feb, 2013 - 4:07 pm ]
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Error: Corrupted Content
The wish you are trying to submit can not be granted because an error was detected in the contents.

I wish I had more creativity.

Author:  crooftygirl2000 [ Tue 26 Feb, 2013 - 10:14 pm ]
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Granted but them you start thinking of creative ways to die so you gracefully jump off a mountain with a purple macaroni eating ostrich
in august.

I wish these cookies were oreos instead.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Wed 27 Feb, 2013 - 4:52 am ]
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Granted. But you don't have milk.

I wish I was a famous youtuber.

Author:  OGara5 [ Mon 11 Mar, 2013 - 10:13 pm ]
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Granted, your account is hacked (like mine nearly was)

I wish the internet was truly secure.

Author:  Qualabar1 [ Fri 19 Jul, 2013 - 6:23 pm ]
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Granted, the internet is so secure no-one can access it.

I wish I could throw cards so fast I could slice a watermelon in half.

Author:  ThePKNess [ Wed 25 Sep, 2013 - 10:45 pm ]
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Granted, however you have to pay a massive tax for watermelons and cards.

I wish I had some chicken strips and met a giant fish.

Author:  Enderking [ Sun 29 Sep, 2013 - 9:53 am ]
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But the chicken strips are infinitely raw so you can't eat them and the fish eats you

I wish I had a pet penguin

Author:  ThePKNess [ Mon 30 Sep, 2013 - 4:31 pm ]
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Granted, but this penguin's a killer and he sure likes human.

I wish I has a lucky cat.

Author:  Qualabar1 [ Sat 05 Oct, 2013 - 11:11 pm ]
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Granted, however the cat is lucky therefore it escapes from your care.

I wish I had a super computer the size of a normal computer in my room.

Author:  ThePKNess [ Sat 05 Oct, 2013 - 11:13 pm ]
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Granted, it gets a virus almost immediately with no way to be fixed.

I wish for a lucky cat which brings luck to only me.

Author:  Qualabar1 [ Sat 05 Oct, 2013 - 11:19 pm ]
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Granted, the cat is so lucky you become rich, however you think that the cat will be forever lucky so you waste all the money on things you don't need and that you can't return after you've used them, the cat then gets crushed as it isn't lucky because you wished so.

I wish I had a phone that was so powerful, it can take pictures of the event horizon of the supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and can call aliens on the other side of the universe. :ugeek:

Author:  zcrazytboy [ Wed 16 Jul, 2014 - 10:33 pm ]
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Granted, but the aliens hunt you down and kill you.

I wish for an unlimited supply of money, that no one can take.

Author:  ThePKNess [ Thu 17 Jul, 2014 - 11:35 am ]
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Granted however due to the insane amount of inflation caused everyone refuses to accept it as it has become utterly worthless.

I wish for world peace. Daw.

Author:  zcrazytboy [ Thu 17 Jul, 2014 - 2:20 pm ]
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Granted but everyone dies of a super virus.

I wish for all the spiders to be removed from the world.

Author:  OGara5 [ Thu 17 Jul, 2014 - 3:07 pm ]
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Granted, you now have a fly infestation as theirs no spiders around to catch and eat them.

I wish.................?

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 11 Jul, 2016 - 5:10 am ]
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Granted except ....................!

I wish Hawknet was active again.

Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 21 Jan, 2019 - 4:55 am ]
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Granted except it was only the dream of the 13 year old kid who’s all grown up now.

I wish Hawknet was active again.

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