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Author:  OGara5 [ Mon 26 Mar, 2012 - 10:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Corrupt-A-Wish
Here's a game for you all.
Simple concept and simple rules.
Basically, someone makes a wish, and you 'corrupt' it, then make your own wish. For example:

Quote:
User 1: I wish I could build the Effil Tower

User 2: Granted, now I get to blow it up.


When you 'corrupt' the wish, you Grant it but ensure it comes with a backfire effect... a cost that may make the wish not worth wishing for.

Standard Hawknet Rules and T&C apply. other than that, enjoy ;)
I'll start with an easy one.

I wish I had more ideas.
Author:  Belgeran [ Mon 26 Mar, 2012 - 10:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted: they turn out terrible



i wish i could fly
Author:  Waffle1242 [ Mon 26 Mar, 2012 - 11:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
You teleport into the atmosphere, but you have no parachute.

I wish I had a piece of cake.
Author:  Belgeran [ Mon 26 Mar, 2012 - 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
but i eated it


i wish i could skip school
Author:  OGara5 [ Mon 26 Mar, 2012 - 11:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you skip too far and end up in the drink.

I wish I had the supplies to fix the toys the broken toys on this desk.
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 12:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
but the toys were killed with fire


I wish I had a lot of free time
Author:  Sniper [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 12:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but in your free time the power goes out.

I wish I had 1 million dollars.
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 1:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted in monopoly money


i wish i had a spoon
Author:  Sniper [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 1:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but it's plastic and broken in half :I

i wish i had a shiny new computer that is fully functioning
Author:  Hardscope [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 1:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but I smash it with a hammer.
I wish I could have a T.A.R.D.I.S
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 1:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but the angels have the phone box ;)

i wish i had a zipline
Author:  Enderking [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 6:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted, but it doesn't have a wire

i wish i was a pony
Author:  OGara5 [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted. You become Derpy are then renamed Ditzy, due to complaints of 'Derpy' being offensive to disabled poeple. (True Story, that's what actully happened.)

I wish I was as fast as Sonic.
Author:  Dmason173 [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 6:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted but do to Einsteins theory stating that an object in motion stays in motion until an outside force acts upon it. When you break you slide and you slide right into a wall just a litttle slower then how fast you were running.

I wish I had the ability to draw really awesome things.
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 7:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but you don't get any money and can't live anywhere


i wish i had a pony jacket
Author:  Dmason173 [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted Crafty runs up slaps you and steals it.

I wish i had the ability to read minds.
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
the information transfer overloads your brain and you die.

i wish i could have a tardis
Author:  OGara5 [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, your TARDIS breaks down in the middle of a time vortex.

I wish I could do things and not have them considered childish.
Author:  Dmason173 [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 8:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted everyone around you becomes children so your not judged for it

I wish i could teleport to anybody no matter where they are.
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
teleports to spiderman when he's flying through the air



i wish i could create something and everybody likes it
Author:  Sniper [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted, but you yourself don't like it

I wish i could run really fast
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 10:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
so you run into a wall and die


i wish i could be invincible
Author:  Melancholia [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
But Chuck Norris still managed to kill you.

I wish I could wish
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 27 Mar, 2012 - 11:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
but you get distracted easily



i wish i could meet rarity and pinkie pie
Author:  Enderking [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 6:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted,but then you get extreame anmesia and can't remember a thing

i wish i had a bigger back garden
Author:  Belgeran [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
of weeds


i wish summer break was here
Author:  Dmason173 [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 6:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted your making the seasons change cause 2012 to come early and we all die.

I wish I could phase through things at will.
Author:  Belgeran [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 11:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
each time you use this power small amounts of your body are left inside depending on how dense an object


i wish i could breathe underwater
Author:  Hardscope [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 11:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you try to go deep down in the water and get crushed
I wish I had an army of Daleks that answer only to me.
Author:  Earlybird94 [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 11:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but then the Dr. destroys them

I wish I had a million dollars
Author:  Sniper [ Wed 28 Mar, 2012 - 11:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but the price of everything shoots up to a million dollars.

I wish I had a dirtbike that works
Author:  Belgeran [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 12:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
it has no gas


i wish i had a vast array of knives
Author:  Sniper [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 12:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but they are all made of paper

i wish i had a big flat screen tv
Author:  crooftygirl2000 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 1:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted but you throw the remote at it in anger because I slapped you.

I wish the book Im reading wasnt so terribly boring.
Author:  Sniper [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 1:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted, the book is on fire so you are quite entertained with the challenge of reading it while it's burning in your hands.

I wish I was a wolf
Author:  Belgeran [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 2:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
get shot for eating a little boy


i wish i had money to go to mcdonalds and get a girls kids meal
Author:  LeChosenOne [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 2:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted, but they're all out

i wish i could be turn go through walls
Author:  Sniper [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 2:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted, but every time you go through a wall you slowly lose your mind.

I wish i could visit los angeles
Author:  Belgeran [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 2:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but you get stabbed by a mob boss


i wish i could leave america
Author:  Sniper [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 3:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted but as soon as you step into another country you are shot by the assassin that has been following you for your whole life.

i wish i had a new baseball bat
Author:  Belgeran [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 3:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
but they ran out of stock in all the stores before you could get one


i wish i had a really good computer *cough* ...products.html *cough*
Author:  Satan360100 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 2:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted but Zion falls asleep as he's shipping it to you and it ends up on the ISS

I wish I could rule the word!
Author:  crooftygirl2000 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 4:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but you discover Im already ruling it.

I wish I had a horse >.>
Author:  Melancholia [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 4:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
But I came to you and annoyed you and ate the horse you wanted

I wish for 1 billion wishes
Author:  Enderking [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 4:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
but it is too much for the wishing dragon to handle

i wish to be prime minister
Author:  Melancholia [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 4:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
But you're not old enough ;]

I wish I could click the Submit button down below
Author:  Dmason173 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 6:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted but during the process of submiting the internet crashes.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
Author:  Earlybird94 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 8:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but Techy destroys the universe.

Wishes for a zombie apocalypse.
Author:  crooftygirl2000 [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
Granted, but the zombies eventually turn into teddy bears :3

I wish spring break were longer T___T
Author:  Belgeran [ Thu 29 Mar, 2012 - 10:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
granted school is now extended indefinitely



i wish norton didn't have to update
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