Granted but since you're now without an anti-virus you lose all your files and are playing Minecraft on the equivalent of a potato

I with I could spell with properly...

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garnted btu yoru gramer becmes horible.

Could i wish i could graduate already.

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Unofficial Hawknet Admiral

^These are my dragons there are many like them, but these are mine.

granted but you don't get accepted to college


i wish i couldn't do something awesome

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Granted but in the parallel universe you did something awesome and me telling you this curropted your feeling of unawesomeness.

I wish I had the ability to use any other superhero ability whenever I wanted and have full mastery of it and not have any of the superheros I copied weaknesses.

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granted. although one night you forget to use your invisible shield power before doing to sleep and get killed by your nemesis as you can only use one power at a time. Long story short. You die.

I wish i could grammar correctly

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granted but now you only speak and type in latin.

i wish I had an unbreakable xbox360 headset.

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granted. your xbox 360 gets the red ring of death



i wish i could go to the movie theater and see any movie for free with my friends

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Granted but they only show twilight movies

I wish i could reach in my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money to pay for what i want at the moment of paying for it.

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granted but you have no pockets

i wish i had an ar-15 :\

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granted its dismantled as though.

I wish I could lose weight.

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Granted, but then a virus comes out that the outdated norton cant handle

I wish i could have infinite wishes

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~Ask not what your server can do for you. Ask what you can do for your server~

again, it's too much for the eternal dragon to handle

i wish i had another remote for the TV

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

granted but you lose it in the cushions and never see it again


I wish that Catching Fire would come out sooner

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Granted, but it eventually came back

I wish lag would go away in all games

granted but your drivers become corrupted so you can't do anything

i wish that homework was obliterated

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Granted, but teachers got more strict with homework

I wish I could corrupt a wish below

Granted but it backfires currpting your wish instead

I wish holidays didn't pass so quickly.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

granted. school now extended to 6 days a week all year long


i wish that i had many a free time

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Granted, but your grant of Ogaras wish doesn't give you free time.

I wish dragons were real

granted. Human race becomes slaves to dragons


i wish that forums had more smilies

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Granted, but smilies are spammed

I wish I could Go to the previous page

granted, internet dies


i wish pinkie pie could break the 4th wall

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Granted, but she gets a headache

I wish I could take over the world

granted, but the world ends

i wish i could foresee the future

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Granted, but future can only be seen by superman, and you are not him

I wish I could hate Firefox

Granted, all other browsers vanish but firefox.
I wish David Tennant would return to Doctor Who

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granted (i believe he might be actually) but this causes a paradox and bad schturff happens


i wish i could redo something that was done at a maximum of 30 minutes ago

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Granted, you can't undo anything now though

I wish i could visit the mlp world (hence the visit)

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~Ask not what your server can do for you. Ask what you can do for your server~

granted, you forget everything that has ever happened in reality and are forced to stay in the mlp world indefinitely (which isn't so bad)


i wish pinkie could break the 5th wall

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Granted but the universe collapses.

I wish that there wasn't a single dead pixel on this moniter.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted, but your monitor was stolen due to it's epic graphics.

I wish I control time.

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

Granted, but there was a bug, and now your stuck in time.

I wish that the original nyan cat is real.

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No longer active

granted. the nyan's never stop


i wish i stopped having headaches pinkiepieforever.png

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Granted, your hard drive is wiped.

I wish I could remember which way 'N' and 'G' Types were in terms of speed.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted, but you forget about everything else that is important.

I wish I had a better graphics card <.<

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

Granted, but you're now left with 512 MB of RAM.

I wish my go kart wasn't broken <.<

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granted. no fuel


i wish i never had to sleep and i could do so completely healthily with no side effects and no other dilemmas or problems.

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oi, that wasn't separate wishes, that was a clause of the wish which stated that nothing bad could happen.



granted buuuut your post gets deleted


i wish i could change into w/e i wanted to be at will and i can change back to original form

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whats ur wish, btw


I think you missed the emphasis on "visit"

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~Ask not what your server can do for you. Ask what you can do for your server~

Granted but someone stomps on your while you're a bug.

I wish I could pilot a Japanese Mecha

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

granted. Slight problem for you though; this doesn't make the British military all too happy and you get in a big battle with them and yeah...


i wish i didn't have to have a test on my birthday >:O

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Granted, but you now must take a test on everyday besides your birthday.

I wish I could become an admin on more servers.

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

Granted, but those servers then cease their services.

I wish I had more Bionicle parts.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted, but an Elephantosaurus Prex eats them all

I wish I had 1 billion wishes

Granted but it's an alternate version of you

I wish...

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

but you got 2 .'s instead, (i couldn't think of a good one)

i wish for mah FOOD!

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

Granted, but a nuclear rat sneaks into your house and eats your food

I wish I could be a web developer :>

granted, but then a new program is invented that develops websites for free.

I wish I could shop for free!!

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I'm Igloosaurus, hear me rawr

Granted, but VAT is still here, so you have to pay.

I wish I could click a Submit button

Granted but it's a phising scandal.

I wish I could change my bodyshape- using Bio-mass (Alex Mercer style)

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1