haha granted but what has been seen can not be unseen.

it's art though, art is awesome

i wish that i didn't have to go to school today.

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Granted, but if you stay, you'll lack knowledge in future, so you go.

I wish there was no sky

granted, the lack of air as well as being inside the vacuum of space kills you painfully though quickly


i wish that i could air bend

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Granted, but since you granted Xantos' wish for no sky, there is no air left to bend.

I wish I could control all of time and space

Granted, but only Doctor Who may do that.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Woo! I'm the Doctor!

Granted, but only because your brain has been fused to the inside of a cybernetic body which eliminates any semblance of emotion or free will.

I wish I could be stranded on a undiscovered island.

Granted but you starve

I wish I commanded an Army

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

granted. Mutiny



i wish i had a personal helicopter for travel

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its drivers are terrorists that crash it into a mountain!!!

i wish i had a pet mountain...

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Im stewpid... culdnt get my signurtare to werk... please keall me now!

Granted, but mountains are too big to wear a collar

I wish I could HAXORZ the whole world.

Granted, but everything get's messed up so you take it back

i wish i was a potato

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

Granted, but 'bird' happens.

I wish had had a collection of figma

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted, but I don't know what figma is so I feed it to Matt Smith.

I wish I had an army of penguins.

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Granted, but the penguins immediately die because it's too hot where you live.

I wish for chocolate fountains

Granted, but a winter storm freezer Burns it

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Granted, but a winter storm freezer Burns it

I wish I was father time.

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Granted, but you are very old and can not care for your self.

I wish for a ocean full on fish.

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Granted, but they're all dead.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, everything is reversed and we never existed but before you were "deleted" you took it back.

I wish I was an incorruptible super hero, that can't die and loves pie.

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Granted, but he ran away when you ran out of pies.

I wish I had a '69 Ford Mustang.

Granted, but when you were on Craigslist, the picture showed a life size car, when you got it, it was a small hot wheels toy.

I wish for a million dollars that could never be stolen or burned or anything of that nature and was always replenished after it was used up.

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Granted; you get a million Turkish Lira.

I wish my room would clean itself.

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I'm Igloosaurus, hear me rawr

Granted, but the room doesn't know how to clean, so it moves its walls and ceiling to squash the contents of the room, thus killing you. ;___;

I wish Top Gear was on everyday.

Granted but your power is out

Wish I had a giant pillow

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Granted, but it's a hard stone slab.

I wish I was less busy with life.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted but you become extremely lazy, become nearly 500 lbs overweight and die of a heart attack.

I wish I could fly under my own will.

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Granted, your will is so heavy it crushes you.

I wish Photobucket would work right now.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted but your CPU fries and Burns your house down

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

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Error: Corrupted Content
The wish you are trying to submit can not be granted because an error was detected in the contents.

I wish I had more creativity.

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I'm Igloosaurus, hear me rawr

Granted but them you start thinking of creative ways to die so you gracefully jump off a mountain with a purple macaroni eating ostrich
in august.

I wish these cookies were oreos instead.

Granted. But you don't have milk.

I wish I was a famous youtuber.

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Granted, your account is hacked (like mine nearly was)

I wish the internet was truly secure.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted, the internet is so secure no-one can access it.

I wish I could throw cards so fast I could slice a watermelon in half.

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Granted, however you have to pay a massive tax for watermelons and cards.

I wish I had some chicken strips and met a giant fish.

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2nd chance made the background by the way, he makes some pretty cool stuff: http://2nd-chance.deviantart.com/
"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do."
-Black Science Guy

But the chicken strips are infinitely raw so you can't eat them and the fish eats you

I wish I had a pet penguin

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

Granted, but this penguin's a killer and he sure likes human.

I wish I has a lucky cat.

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2nd chance made the background by the way, he makes some pretty cool stuff: http://2nd-chance.deviantart.com/
"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do."
-Black Science Guy

Granted, however the cat is lucky therefore it escapes from your care.

I wish I had a super computer the size of a normal computer in my room.

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Granted, it gets a virus almost immediately with no way to be fixed.

I wish for a lucky cat which brings luck to only me.

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2nd chance made the background by the way, he makes some pretty cool stuff: http://2nd-chance.deviantart.com/
"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do."
-Black Science Guy

Granted, the cat is so lucky you become rich, however you think that the cat will be forever lucky so you waste all the money on things you don't need and that you can't return after you've used them, the cat then gets crushed as it isn't lucky because you wished so.

I wish I had a phone that was so powerful, it can take pictures of the event horizon of the supermassive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and can call aliens on the other side of the universe.

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Granted, but the aliens hunt you down and kill you.

I wish for an unlimited supply of money, that no one can take.

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Granted however due to the insane amount of inflation caused everyone refuses to accept it as it has become utterly worthless.

I wish for world peace. Daw.

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2nd chance made the background by the way, he makes some pretty cool stuff: http://2nd-chance.deviantart.com/
"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do."
-Black Science Guy

Granted but everyone dies of a super virus.

I wish for all the spiders to be removed from the world.

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Granted, you now have a fly infestation as theirs no spiders around to catch and eat them.

I wish.................?

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted except ....................!

I wish Hawknet was active again.

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Granted except it was only the dream of the 13 year old kid who’s all grown up now.

I wish Hawknet was active again.

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