Here's a game for you all.
Simple concept and simple rules.
Basically, someone makes a wish, and you 'corrupt' it, then make your own wish. For example:



When you 'corrupt' the wish, you Grant it but ensure it comes with a backfire effect... a cost that may make the wish not worth wishing for.

Standard Hawknet Rules and T&C apply. other than that, enjoy
I'll start with an easy one.

I wish I had more ideas.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

granted: they turn out terrible



i wish i could fly

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You teleport into the atmosphere, but you have no parachute.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

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but i eated it


i wish i could skip school

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Granted, but you skip too far and end up in the drink.

I wish I had the supplies to fix the toys the broken toys on this desk.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

but the toys were killed with fire


I wish I had a lot of free time

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Granted, but in your free time the power goes out.

I wish I had 1 million dollars.

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granted in monopoly money


i wish i had a spoon

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granted but it's plastic and broken in half :I

i wish i had a shiny new computer that is fully functioning

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Granted, but I smash it with a hammer.
I wish I could have a T.A.R.D.I.S

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granted but the angels have the phone box

i wish i had a zipline

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granted, but it doesn't have a wire

i wish i was a pony

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

Granted. You become Derpy are then renamed Ditzy, due to complaints of 'Derpy' being offensive to disabled poeple. (True Story, that's what actully happened.)

I wish I was as fast as Sonic.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted but do to Einsteins theory stating that an object in motion stays in motion until an outside force acts upon it. When you break you slide and you slide right into a wall just a litttle slower then how fast you were running.

I wish I had the ability to draw really awesome things.

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granted but you don't get any money and can't live anywhere


i wish i had a pony jacket

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Granted Crafty runs up slaps you and steals it.

I wish i had the ability to read minds.

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the information transfer overloads your brain and you die.

i wish i could have a tardis

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Granted, your TARDIS breaks down in the middle of a time vortex.

I wish I could do things and not have them considered childish.

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

Granted everyone around you becomes children so your not judged for it

I wish i could teleport to anybody no matter where they are.

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teleports to spiderman when he's flying through the air



i wish i could create something and everybody likes it

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granted, but you yourself don't like it

I wish i could run really fast

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so you run into a wall and die


i wish i could be invincible

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But Chuck Norris still managed to kill you.

I wish I could wish

but you get distracted easily



i wish i could meet rarity and pinkie pie

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granted,but then you get extreame anmesia and can't remember a thing

i wish i had a bigger back garden

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

of weeds


i wish summer break was here

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granted your making the seasons change cause 2012 to come early and we all die.

I wish I could phase through things at will.

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each time you use this power small amounts of your body are left inside depending on how dense an object


i wish i could breathe underwater

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Granted, but you try to go deep down in the water and get crushed
I wish I had an army of Daleks that answer only to me.

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granted but then the Dr. destroys them

I wish I had a million dollars

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Unofficial Hawknet Admiral

^These are my dragons there are many like them, but these are mine.

Granted, but the price of everything shoots up to a million dollars.

I wish I had a dirtbike that works

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it has no gas


i wish i had a vast array of knives

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granted but they are all made of paper

i wish i had a big flat screen tv

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Granted but you throw the remote at it in anger because I slapped you.

I wish the book Im reading wasnt so terribly boring.

granted, the book is on fire so you are quite entertained with the challenge of reading it while it's burning in your hands.

I wish I was a wolf

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get shot for eating a little boy


i wish i had money to go to mcdonalds and get a girls kids meal

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granted, but they're all out

i wish i could be turn go through walls

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~Ask not what your server can do for you. Ask what you can do for your server~

granted, but every time you go through a wall you slowly lose your mind.

I wish i could visit los angeles

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granted but you get stabbed by a mob boss


i wish i could leave america

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granted but as soon as you step into another country you are shot by the assassin that has been following you for your whole life.

i wish i had a new baseball bat

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but they ran out of stock in all the stores before you could get one


i wish i had a really good computer *cough* ...products.html *cough*

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Granted but Zion falls asleep as he's shipping it to you and it ends up on the ISS

I wish I could rule the word!

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Granted, but you discover Im already ruling it.

I wish I had a horse >.>

But I came to you and annoyed you and ate the horse you wanted

I wish for 1 billion wishes

but it is too much for the wishing dragon to handle

i wish to be prime minister

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

But you're not old enough ;]

I wish I could click the Submit button down below

Granted but during the process of submiting the internet crashes.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.

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Granted, but Techy destroys the universe.

Wishes for a zombie apocalypse.

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Unofficial Hawknet Admiral

^These are my dragons there are many like them, but these are mine.

Granted, but the zombies eventually turn into teddy bears :3

I wish spring break were longer T___T

granted school is now extended indefinitely



i wish norton didn't have to update

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