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Enderking
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Posted: Mon 20 Feb, 2012 - 5:21 pm |
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Joined: Fri 21 Oct, 2011 - 8:13 pm Posts: 676 Location: In a galaxy far far away...
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i thought we might aswell share some jokes with eachother for a laugh rules:must NOT be offensive in any way must NOT make anyone feel bad must NOT involve swearing or anything innapropiate you can post multiple jokes in one post imma start it off. why did the seal fall out of the tree?because it was alseep why did the second seal fall out of the tree?because it was tied to the first seal why did the third seal fall out of the tree?because it thought it was a game why did the tree fall down?because it thought it was a seal
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Satan360100
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Posted: Mon 20 Feb, 2012 - 8:10 pm |
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Joined: Mon 18 Jul, 2011 - 12:47 pm Posts: 863 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse is a horse therefore it does not understand English. The horse exits the bar through a window and lands in the street where people stare at it in wonder.
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yellowyellow
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Posted: Tue 21 Feb, 2012 - 4:24 am |
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Joined: Mon 13 Jun, 2011 - 5:41 am Posts: 973
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2 men walk into a bar The other guy ducks
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Belgeran
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Posted: Tue 21 Feb, 2012 - 6:31 pm |
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Joined: Thu 17 Feb, 2011 - 1:31 am Posts: 2301 Location: Colorado
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Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma no hands!
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LeChosenOne
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Posted: Mon 27 Feb, 2012 - 3:29 am |
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Joined: Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 2:47 am Posts: 384 Location: I live in an anananemone
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Woot math jokes
what do you call a good farmer? a pro tractor (protractor)
what did the seed say when he grew up? gee im a tree! (geometry)
pi: get Real! square root of -1: get rational!
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Belgeran
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Posted: Mon 27 Feb, 2012 - 3:44 am |
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Joined: Thu 17 Feb, 2011 - 1:31 am Posts: 2301 Location: Colorado
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facepalm.
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Kousman
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Posted: Mon 27 Feb, 2012 - 6:51 am |
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Joined: Sat 22 Oct, 2011 - 7:25 pm Posts: 24 Location: Bavaria, Germany
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lol There are 2 guys at the pool. One jumps in the water, the others name is Jack.
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Melancholia
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Posted: Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:42 am |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am Posts: 1743 Location: Maidenhead, UK
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^^ Dont get it
Why did Sophie fell out of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Definatly not Sophie.
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Dmason173
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Posted: Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:37 am |
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Joined: Sat 16 Apr, 2011 - 7:44 pm Posts: 396 Location: USA
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XantosArt wrote: ^^ Dont get it
Why did Sophie fell out of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Definatly not Sophie. I laughed so hard at that. A bear walks into a bar and says I'll have an ice cold...............................water. The bartender says why the big pause. The bear looks down and says I don't know I've always had them.
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Melancholia
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Posted: Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:27 pm |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am Posts: 1743 Location: Maidenhead, UK
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^^ Haha Why did the turtle cross the road ? To get to the shell station
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LeChosenOne
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Posted: Tue 08 May, 2012 - 2:30 am |
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Joined: Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 2:47 am Posts: 384 Location: I live in an anananemone
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Two peanuts were walking down a street. One was a-salt-ed! XD (assualted)
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Melancholia
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Posted: Sun 20 May, 2012 - 1:12 pm |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am Posts: 1743 Location: Maidenhead, UK
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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OGara5
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Posted: Thu 24 May, 2012 - 10:00 pm |
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Joined: Wed 16 Mar, 2011 - 6:40 pm Posts: 662 Location: England, West Midlands
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Japanese Stickers are called 'Seals' The seals weren't happy about this as they were stuck.
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Melancholia
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Posted: Sun 27 May, 2012 - 3:58 am |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am Posts: 1743 Location: Maidenhead, UK
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When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.
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Walrus Prince
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Posted: Mon 28 May, 2012 - 5:00 am |
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Joined: Mon 05 Mar, 2012 - 3:34 am Posts: 286 Location: Beaverton, OR
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XantosArt wrote: When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’. Walrus Lolz Person 1: Will you remember me in 10 minutes? Person 2: Yes Person 1: Will you remember me in 1 week? Person 2: Yes Person 1: Will you remember me in 1 year? Person 2: YES Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?!?!?
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Castellan of the Timelords
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Melancholia
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Posted: Mon 28 May, 2012 - 7:19 am |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am Posts: 1743 Location: Maidenhead, UK
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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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Enderking
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Posted: Mon 07 Jan, 2013 - 2:07 pm |
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Joined: Fri 21 Oct, 2011 - 8:13 pm Posts: 676 Location: In a galaxy far far away...
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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: it was stuck to someone's foot
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Melancholia
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Posted: Sat 02 Feb, 2013 - 12:40 pm |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am Posts: 1743 Location: Maidenhead, UK
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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Uhm.... how do you drive this thing?"
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Qualabar1
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Posted: Fri 19 Jul, 2013 - 6:43 pm |
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Joined: Mon 08 Jul, 2013 - 2:32 pm Posts: 80
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Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person 2: Why? Person 1: To get to the shops. Did you find that funny? Person 2: No. Person 1: Neither did the chicken when he found out the shop was closed.
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mf011
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Posted: Mon 16 Sep, 2013 - 7:35 am |
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Joined: Tue 24 Apr, 2012 - 8:36 pm Posts: 215 Location: Varlos
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lol you've made the boring chicken joke funny againn
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whitemangangsta
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Posted: Mon 21 Jan, 2019 - 7:58 pm |
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Joined: Tue 29 Mar, 2011 - 4:00 am Posts: 278 Location: Oklahoma
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A man walks into a zoo There was only one animal in it A dog It was a shihtzu
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