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 Post subject: jokes :D
PostPosted: Mon 20 Feb, 2012 - 5:21 pm 
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i thought we might aswell share some jokes with eachother for a laugh :D

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must NOT be offensive in any way
must NOT make anyone feel bad
must NOT involve swearing or anything innapropiate
you can post multiple jokes in one post
imma start it off.

why did the seal fall out of the tree?
because it was alseep

why did the second seal fall out of the tree?
because it was tied to the first seal

why did the third seal fall out of the tree?
because it thought it was a game

why did the tree fall down?
because it thought it was a seal

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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Mon 20 Feb, 2012 - 8:10 pm 
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A horse walks into a bar.
The barman asks: "Why the long face?"
The horse is a horse therefore it does not understand English.
The horse exits the bar through a window and lands in the street where people stare at it in wonder.

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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Tue 21 Feb, 2012 - 4:24 am 
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2 men walk into a bar
The other guy ducks


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PostPosted: Tue 21 Feb, 2012 - 6:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Mon 27 Feb, 2012 - 3:29 am 
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Woot math jokes

what do you call a good farmer?
a pro tractor (protractor)

what did the seed say when he grew up?
gee im a tree! (geometry)

pi: get Real!
square root of -1: get rational!

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PostPosted: Mon 27 Feb, 2012 - 3:44 am 
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facepalm.

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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Mon 27 Feb, 2012 - 6:51 am 
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lol
There are 2 guys at the pool. One jumps in the water, the others name is Jack.


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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:42 am 
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^^ Dont get it

Why did Sophie fell out of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Definatly not Sophie.


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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:37 am 
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XantosArt wrote:
^^ Dont get it

Why did Sophie fell out of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Definatly not Sophie.

I laughed so hard at that.

A bear walks into a bar and says I'll have an ice cold...............................water.
The bartender says why the big pause.
The bear looks down and says I don't know I've always had them.

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PostPosted: Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:27 pm 
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^^ Haha :lol:

Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station


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PostPosted: Tue 08 May, 2012 - 2:30 am 
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Two peanuts were walking down a street.
One was a-salt-ed! XD (assualted)

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PostPosted: Sun 20 May, 2012 - 1:12 pm 
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


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PostPosted: Thu 24 May, 2012 - 10:00 pm 
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Japanese Stickers are called 'Seals'
The seals weren't happy about this as they were stuck.

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PostPosted: Sun 27 May, 2012 - 3:58 am 
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When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.


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PostPosted: Mon 28 May, 2012 - 5:00 am 
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XantosArt wrote:
When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.

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Person 1: Will you remember me in 10 minutes?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Will you remember me in 1 week?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Will you remember me in 1 year?
Person 2: YES
Person 1: Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?!?!?

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PostPosted: Mon 28 May, 2012 - 7:19 am 
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PostPosted: Mon 07 Jan, 2013 - 2:07 pm 
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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: it was stuck to someone's foot

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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Sat 02 Feb, 2013 - 12:40 pm 
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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Uhm.... how do you drive this thing?"


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PostPosted: Fri 19 Jul, 2013 - 6:43 pm 
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Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the shops. Did you find that funny?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Neither did the chicken when he found out the shop was closed.

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 Post subject: Re: jokes :D
PostPosted: Mon 16 Sep, 2013 - 7:35 am 
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lol you've made the boring chicken joke funny againn

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A man walks into a zoo
There was only one animal in it
A dog
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