it can grow it's head back.
but, a scary being appears, is it a dragon? maybe a bear?
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 2:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Kill The Ant |
Here's a pretty cool forum game I found. Here's how it works... Kill The Ant: Rules: The only rules are (obviously) don't post twice. And try to keep it somewhat "real". Obviously you can't make realistic ways out but try to make somewhat logical ways it escapes death. Directions: One person starts it off. They state a way the "ant" dies. Then, the person below them states why the ant didn't die. Then they give a new way the ant dies. Ex: Bob: Ant falls of off a building.. Jim: Ant falls into a truck full of pillows. Ant is blown into pieces by a bomb hidden in the pillows Jill: Ant is put back together by amazing surgeons. Ant is run over by a car This process continues forever and the ant never dies. Now to start this off... _________________________________________________________________________________ Ant is thrown into the water and drowns.... |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 2:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
But it finds an empty water bubble. Ant is hit by a bus |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 3:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
but hit at such an angle that it didn't damage the ant Ant was sucked into the engine |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 3:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
The ant was pulled out the engine unharmed Until legolas put an arrow in it's knee |
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| Author: | Catman [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 4:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
But legolas missed the ant, and he was safe Until a spider ate him. |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 4:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
The spider got sick and puked the ant out. But. he landed in a pool of lava. |
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| Author: | Sniper [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 5:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
But...landed on a block of obsidian. But then the roof caved in on him. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 6:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
however this particular ant can dig and got to the surface but ran into a rabid dog and got clawed to bits |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 6:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
But a horse came and rescued it by stomping all over the dog X3 but it accidentaly stepped on the ant ._. |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 6:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
However the horse tripped when it went to squish the ant The ant used this to it's advantage and ran away but then the ant falls into water and drowns |
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| Author: | Enderking [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
but then he get pulled out by the ant's best mate and then he takes him with him and they both fall down an 100m quarry |
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| Author: | velocity101 [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
luckily the quarry was 100m WIDE not DEEP and easily survived the fall. But then radioactive waste was dumped in the area by the government affecting the whole quarry |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 1:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
But the ant was a mutant already, so it survived. Ant jumps into quicksand |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
The ant knows that it has to lay flat to avoid being sucked down and survives. A bird swoops down and picks the ant up, bringing it to its nest. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 4:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
But the birds werenot hungry, so they let her go A Creeper exploded in front of Ant |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
Luckily the ant had diamond armor and survived with 1 heart left. The Ant, seeking health, ate a green mushroom; the mushroom however turned out to be poisonous! |
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| Author: | LeChosenOne [ Sat 21 Jan, 2012 - 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant [Forum Game] |
The ant preformed the Heimlich maneuver to gag up the mushroom. Unfortunately, it accidentally crushed its heart will trying to save its lief |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 5:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But it turns out the ant had two hearts... you know like how cows have two stomachs? Sadly a dragon burned it after the ant stopped jumping around for joy .___. |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But it dodged the fire and ran to Paris There it fell into a volcano full of lava and toxic fumes that spread over a 100 meter radius, but there was no life, machinery or any items in his inventory to save himself because of the portal around the volcano that destroyed everything when entering the region, and everything that the ant owned was destroyed. The lava would kill the ant as soon as the and touched it and there was no life or machinery around. The ant did not have the power to evolve or grow anything on his body and had no hope for survival. This was his last and only heart, but there was only 1 way he could get out... |
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| Author: | Catman [ Mon 23 Jan, 2012 - 11:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
A juggernaut came out of no where and teleported the ant to Hawaii. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane in Hawaii, and the ant was drowning. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Wed 01 Feb, 2012 - 9:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But it quickly found a diver's helmet and Oxygen bottle Ant gets eaten by Tac Nayn |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Wed 01 Feb, 2012 - 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But TacNyan pukes rainbows flying the ant out of his mouth Ant gets rainbow in his mouth and turns to....Nyan Ant! |
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| Author: | LeChosenOne [ Wed 01 Feb, 2012 - 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But.... the rainbow was a double rainbow, and the ant was saved by skittles, unfortunately, these are poison skittles. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 12:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
the ant takes an ANTidote for the poison but one of the common side effects is dizziness which led the ant to fall over and gash a large slice into its head. |
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| Author: | Sniper [ Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 2:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Thankfully the ant has a medical degree so he patched himself up quickly, but he got an infection in the cut. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 2:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
luckily it was only a minor infection which was easily solved with some wild herbs the ant found in the wild. However, the ant wondered into ant eater territory. . . |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 3:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The ant unleashed it's NyanAnt powers, making the ant eater's heads implode. His powers also affected him. Making his head to implode :3 |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 5:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The ant was too strong for that to happen. He was summoned into a box made of 20 meter thick Tungsten metal. He was summoned into the box with none of his previous belongings. Nobody knew where he was and nobody could summon him out due to aura of the box which made it so nobody can use any form of magic to take out anything in the Tungsten box. The aura also made the box invisible, very durable and 1 that send out a a field of energy that goes for 30 kilometers and eradicates any form of life within the radius of it's aura. The 2nd aura stops all life and machinery from making any decisions that has any relation to the box within a 1000km radius. So if you thought of breaking the ant out of the box, you would be frozen for 1000 years and your memory eradicated. Over time, the box slowly gets smaller. Every hour, the box gets smaller by 10 centimeters and after 2 days, it is completely enclosed. Another of the boxes auras makes this mechanism unstoppable, and there is no way out. Another aura also makes it so if the ant gets out, it is automatically set on fire and destroyed by photon lasers that never miss because another aura makes it so that happens under a 10000000km radius. The lasers can also bend and turn and travel at 99999999999km a second and are shot by the box itself. Another aura of the box makes it so all forms of life have their energy zapped out of them under a 100000km radius. Lets see who can think of a possible resolution here |
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| Author: | Dmason173 [ Thu 02 Feb, 2012 - 6:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The ant turned into Atom Ant(old tv show) and used his powers to escape cause he is indestructable however he only had one Atom Ant transformation left thus allowing him to escape but unable to do the same thing twice. Then a dragon came flying by and landed on the ant. |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sat 03 Mar, 2012 - 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But... The dragon was an awesome nice dragon X3 So It didn't hurt the dragon =D But the dragon's friend, who was a different dragon, ate the ant o_o Because it was... Mean. |
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| Author: | LeChosenOne [ Sat 03 Mar, 2012 - 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
However the ant started singing like jigglypuff and the dragon fell asleep however, once the ant walked out of the dragons mouth, the dragon snored fire which incinerated the ant to smithereens, however the ant didn't die because |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sat 03 Mar, 2012 - 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
it was wearing flame proof underpants However these underpants were too tight causing the ant to have internal problems but...the ant didn't die because |
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| Author: | Dmason173 [ Sun 04 Mar, 2012 - 3:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The ant picked up a discarded toothpick and used it to cut the pants, however the toothpick was covered in plaque which poisoned the ant but it didn't die because... |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 04 Mar, 2012 - 4:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
emergency toothbrush saves the day. However, the toothbrush was electric spinny and the spin motion decapitated the ant but it lived despite all the odds against it because |
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| Author: | Sniper [ Sun 04 Mar, 2012 - 5:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
it can grow it's head back. but, a scary being appears, is it a dragon? maybe a bear?
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 06 Apr, 2012 - 3:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the ant runs away into a hole Pour acid on it |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Tue 10 Apr, 2012 - 4:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
By a one in a million chance the acid is absorbed by the materials of the hole. But the hole empties out into the ocean where the walrus took a cannon, shoved the ant down it and fire it off to space |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Tue 10 Apr, 2012 - 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
the ant happened to be fireproof and could breathe in space (magically) no food |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Thu 12 Apr, 2012 - 2:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
He ate his one leg, which helped him to stay alive so he could keep searching for food. Suffocated in cigarette smoke |
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| Author: | Enderking [ Thu 12 Apr, 2012 - 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
but he has nostril flaps and he doesn't breathe it in but then we walks through a nether portal and a ghast shoots him and blocks his way out |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Thu 12 Apr, 2012 - 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
He uses his diamond pickaxe to dig his way out of the blockade, and comes back to the overworld Ant gets stuck in a rollercoaster, which is about to crash |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
A random skyrim adventurer screams arrow to the knee and an arrow hits the roller coaster at an angle where it knocks it off and lands safely on the ground. An MOOSHROOM comes and fus ro dahs the ant into the grand canyon. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But it has a parachute Ant faints because of my spam |
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| Author: | Dmason173 [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the ant likes spam sandwhiches(i know what you meant but I changed it with artist interpritation) but the ant has a heart attack. |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 4:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Kira did not want this ant to die and pleaded that the Shinigami bring the ant back. Ant is revived. Harry uses Avada Kadabra (o3o) on the ant. (For non harry potter people, Avada Kadabra is insta kill spell) |
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| Author: | Earlybird94 [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 5:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the ant has a horcrux and cannot be killed so easily However the ant eaten by nagini. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Ant doesn't know what a Nagini is, so he runs away just in time. Ant gets stepped on by a fox |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
fox's fur on the foot provided enough padding such that our dear lil friend would survive eaten by said fox |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the fox was Zion. Zion doesn't like ants, he spits it out straight away Ant falls into a chimney |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
fire wasn't lit escaped well angry house owner hits with newspaper |
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