Luckily, ant hallucinated the lava, it was only a pool of water.
Ant gets hit by a flying mad cow
EDIT: 900th post
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the newspaper was so soft, that it did no harm to ant Ant gets abducted by space monkeys |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 8:07 pm ] |
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Ant was able to drink a 10 liter gallon of steroids O_O and withstood being hit. Ant had a seizure from drinking the steroids and fell into a pit of boiling lava. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 8:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Luckily, ant hallucinated the lava, it was only a pool of water. Ant gets hit by a flying mad cow EDIT: 900th post
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The flying mad cow was his uncle and the cow stopped before he hit his nephew. Cow got hungry and cooks the ant. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Fri 13 Apr, 2012 - 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the cow was mad so it cooked itself Ant gets squashed by CAPS LOCK |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sat 14 Apr, 2012 - 12:28 am ] |
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but super mute came and saved the day! super mute accidentally throws cow onto poor wiw ant |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Sat 14 Apr, 2012 - 12:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Ant was applied to Operator Application and was promoted to hop then op then sop and finally admin and defended itself from the cow banning it from life with it's admin powers. God called hax on the ant and smote the ant from the face of the earth. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 14 Apr, 2012 - 12:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the and dodges the smite, and survives. Ant gets sucked into a jet engine |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Sat 14 Apr, 2012 - 10:45 pm ] |
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But the jet engine stalled before the ant got ground up inside the turbine. Plane crashes into a nuclear facility which causes it to blow up making an explosion 5x greater than a nuke. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 14 Apr, 2012 - 10:55 pm ] |
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Ant was in space when this happened Ant gets hit by a metal baseball bat |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 1:22 am ] |
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glancing blow causes minimal damage ant is fine trampled by ecstatic baseball player |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 1:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Luckily, ant had diamond armor on, so he survived with 4 hearts left. Ant gets kicked by a cow |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 3:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
random cow on a baseball field? the heck? cows are peaceful and only push you gets pushed off of random cliff that was next to the baseball field |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 5:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But Fluttershy had been flying alongside the cliff and helped the ant. Rarity was grossed out by the ant and therefore squished it |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 12:09 pm ] |
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But ant found a hole in the ground, which he went into. Ant is cooked by a human |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 10:21 pm ] |
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The human realized that it was a poor ant and decided to help it by freeing it. Ant was drowned by dog dropping O_O |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 10:28 pm ] |
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Ant had rocket boosters, which got him out of there fast enough Ant gets hit by a ghast fireball |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Herobrine favored the ant and obliterated the fireball saving the ants life. Notch got ticked off at the ant for teaming with Herobrine so Notch /banlife Ant. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 15 Apr, 2012 - 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
luckily this is real life and not minecraft so the ant is safe gets electrocuted whilst going to get some noms |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Mon 30 Apr, 2012 - 5:04 am ] |
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Luckily, the physiology of the ant can withstand 1,000,000,000 volts of electricity and the ant felt nothing when struck. The ant has the Mafia on it's tail and they were the people arranging all these bad things to happen. When the ant got something to nom, that thing was poisoned which killed anything within the time span of 1 minute. |
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| Author: | LeChosenOne [ Tue 08 May, 2012 - 2:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Luckily this ant vomited up the nom before he could eat it However, the ant was still hungry so he ate some mysterious nom of of a wall (poison sludge) |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Tue 08 May, 2012 - 3:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Since LeChosen couldn't properly spell "off," the ant survive Walrus was MAD so ant was smote down with a lightning bolt. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Tue 08 May, 2012 - 3:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Error: player 'walrus' tried to execute command but failed. (aka ant lived) sharpened enchanted diamond sword falls from the heavens with much speed and precision |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Tue 08 May, 2012 - 3:54 am ] |
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ant types /god and comes out unscathed Error: You have been trolled by java and it therefore decided to give you a random crash message and crash your game <aka ant crashed along with the game> |
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| Author: | Catman [ Tue 08 May, 2012 - 5:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
but, he quickly rejoined the game, and everything was fine until the ant fell down a ravine, and had half a heart left. Then the ant sees herobrine with a diamond enchantment sword with full diamond armor coming to him, and the ant is in a dead end. |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Thu 10 May, 2012 - 3:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The ant was luckily part dovakhin and at that moment his dragon blood coursed through his entire body and with one powerful ANT RO DAH he sends Herobrine flying to the far lands. Due to the power needed for it, the ant fainted and now was on the edge of death. The catch is, he's lying on a very active, dangerous fault line. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 20 May, 2012 - 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But the fault line was not active, so ant could get up and walk away like nothing happened Antgetskilledbymebecauseitdestroyedmyspacebar |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Sat 26 May, 2012 - 6:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But Walrus favors the ant and fixes Xantos' spacebar and also buys Xantos a top of the line HD Monitor. Ant is sniped by me because he stole my picnic D:< |
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| Author: | LeChosenOne [ Sun 27 May, 2012 - 3:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But, the sniper rifle was filled with marshmallow ammunition However, the marshmallows were enough to push the ant into a lava pool filled with radiation, explosives, and poison gas, with an electric field and gospel music in the background. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 27 May, 2012 - 3:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Fortunatly, the ant was immunised against all those dangers Ant gets drowned in a pool of custard |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Mon 28 May, 2012 - 4:46 am ] |
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Ant eats all the custard and survives. Ant has a fatal stomach attack (dah heck is that? o3o) |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Mon 28 May, 2012 - 7:20 am ] |
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As because nothing like that exist, ant survived. Ant dies |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Tue 29 May, 2012 - 12:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Ant does not listen to Xan so he lives. Any is killed in a crossfire of posts in Forum Games between Xan and me |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Tue 29 May, 2012 - 11:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Fortunatly, ant had was on holiday at that time, so he didn't visit the forums. Ant gets smacked by a coca cola bottle |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Mon 25 Jun, 2012 - 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But It was I who smacked it and after realizing what horrible thing I had done I nursed it back to health X3 Kiwi eats the ant ._. |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Mon 25 Jun, 2012 - 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Kiwi is disgusted and coughs it up on Crafty Crafty kills it by smacking it.. |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Mon 25 Jun, 2012 - 6:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
....Seriously? XD I didn't have the heart to smack it too hard so it lives ant drowns in a cup of... Grape juice...? |
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| Author: | Walrus Prince [ Sun 01 Jul, 2012 - 5:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Walrus was temporarily residing in it due to Gallifreyan special ops testing and saved the ant. Ant was shot in a surprise attack by the Exiles. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 08 Jul, 2012 - 1:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Fortunately, the bullets were made of clouds, which did no harm to ant Ant gets burned by a flamethrower |
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| Author: | leolama [ Sun 08 Jul, 2012 - 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But it started to rain so the ant survived o.o The ant falls down a crack in the road ._. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 08 Jul, 2012 - 11:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
The hole wasn't deep at all, so ant survives. Ant gets hit by an asteroid speeding at 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000km/h |
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| Author: | helloyoupeep [ Thu 16 Aug, 2012 - 6:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Asteroid weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram so ant is unharmed. Ant then finds refuge from the rain under a sandwich and is eaten. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Thu 16 Aug, 2012 - 3:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Ant is spat out as soon as the person eating the sandwich notices that there's an ant in his sandwich Ant falls down Mount Everest |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Thu 16 Aug, 2012 - 6:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
on the long decent down Mount Everest the ant deploys its parachute rescuing it from its splattery fate. Once safe at the bottom the ant must walk to the nearest village but it is too great of a distance in the frosty region and the ant slowly freezes to death. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 18 Aug, 2012 - 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Luckily, it was global warming, so he got out before he could say ice. Ant dehydrates |
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| Author: | leolama [ Sat 25 Aug, 2012 - 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
But finds a drink of...derpy drink, so survives:D While drinking the ant gets sprayed by an annoying little child with a hose:3 |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sat 25 Aug, 2012 - 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
Ant quickly put on some swimming goggles and survived Ant gets poured on by petrol a lit up |
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| Author: | dragonarc321 [ Mon 03 Sep, 2012 - 5:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
running away gravel sudenly falls from above extinguishing the flame the gravel suficates him |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Mon 03 Sep, 2012 - 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
It digs it's way up to the top Ant makes orbit |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 3:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kill The Ant |
random water with air bubble inside so that the ant saves the poor thing. asteroid goes weeee kapow into the ant |
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