Shot it with a ball of web. That richocheted off...

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...A walrus' face causing the walrus to become very, VERY angry and the walrus rushed at the spider with killing intent until suddenly...

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The spider took on a bi-pedal (humanoid) form and took a sword and shiled off its back...

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Rain begins to pour as the battle is soon to ensue. A flash of lightning bursts forth from the darkness marking the beginning of the fight. The grind between metal and tusk mixed with the pitter patter of the liquid fire raining down from the heavens fills the dreary night. Many minutes pass with neither walrus nor ant clearly coming closely to victory. Until with one swift move...

p.s: is it just me or has the story been getting many spans of boringness?

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...the dragons ambush a pink rabbit, which was...

pink...

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...and had black spots on him, especially on...

...His tail. The rabbit flies in terror toward the spider-human and saves the walrus from a fatal blow. With one move of his head, his tusks impale themselves into the humans body. The human screams in pain and drops his weapons. On his knees, he desperately tries to find a way to kill the walrus. The walrus was ready for the killing blow. He raised his tusks one last time and brought it down. Everything turned dark and thunder shook the entire ground. When the darkness lifted, the sight was horrifying...

P.S It's not just you Belg. That's why I made this long epic fight scene

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...he saw the pink rabbit again, so he...

...Screamed and fell into a dark hole. Darkness consumed him. When he awoke he saw a lone figure drawing website templates on Photoshop. The figure turned and it was...

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...a wild Belgeran. He was wearing a...

...shirt...

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no shirt sherlock it was a cape! Standing between the walrus and its defenseless pray with hammer in hand read to defend the fallen man. A shake of the shoulders loosens the cape which blows away and the shadow'd figure takes a defensive stance preparing for anything. Quickly alternating plans the dark figure bolts forward with all his might bringing the heavy hammer down upon the walrus' blubbery skull. With lightning speed and precision the walrus is brought to its final breaths. As the deed is finished the figure turns from the beast and helps up the shattered man. With a much weakened and hollow voice the man expresses his gratitude with the words from his great ancestors used to express feelings of good fortune and wisdom. These words are:

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...May the exiled blood help you in need. With that he helps the broken man into a bed and starts giving him Advil. Little did he know the talent of the walrus he had killed. The walrus felt blood course through his body once more. The royal blood of the Walrus Empire. His strength swirled around him encasing him in an aura. He calm brushed off the dirt on his flippers. Then he closed in for a sudden attack. If it weren't for the mysterious stranger's instinct, he would have been impaled. With a rush of adrenaline he countered tusk with blade. The walrus' eyes grew red with killing intent. The figure felt his strength faltering. He was being overpowered by the walrus. He tried to by himself time. The shattered man started to awake. With a last bit of hope he...

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reaches inside his blood splattered tunic to pull out a dagger. Using the skills gained through much practice hunting in the woods with his father to provide for food during the harshest winters using a trained snap of the wrist the blade soars through the air with the power of a thousand warriors. Within inches of the blade reaching the walrus' heart an unseen force causes everything to cease moving. The leaf falling gracefully from the highest branches, drips of sweat coming from the warriors, the blade, all, frozen in time and space. Moments of silence pass. The break in time has decreased however the movement of man and beast is still at a halt. The world is quiet as if waiting, listening, yearning to hear what would seem impossibly possible. The silence is broken as the unseen being speaks in an omniscient voice that shatters thoughts and radiates throughout the heavens.

The voice is not a command, a comment, a speech, an exclamation, but a question, a single worded question that is so powerful even through it's simplicity. From within the silence the voice asks,

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..."Why art thou using the forbidden arts? How canst thou be toying with the eternal flow of time?" Another voice answers. A dark voice. The voice of evil, power, respect, murder. It was the voice of the first Walrus to be crowned Prince. Turned into a deity at his death, he was now a god that all walrus worship with respect. "Well, I cannot have this foolish mortal be murdering my brethren. Even though this Prince will be able to block it effortlessly, I wanted to have a closer look at this... mortal. To be able to yield that power. Only the blood of the Exiles could do such a thing. Now I have all the intelligence I need. I bid thee farewell for the time being. And speaking of which," the deity snapped his fingers and time started. A pang hit the walrus and in a split second he cut the knife in two. This was the opportunity the stranger had been looking for. He raised his blade and chanted an ancient incantation only known to the lost group which was known as Adminis. The incantation was the most sacred one of all and should not be used unless the target was worthy of oblivion. He slowly said the three words that would ensure the walrus' doom...

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Clouds darken, earth shaking, mountains trembling. Growing from an ground rumbling growl the stranger chants Libertatem Fortitudo Libertatem Fortitudo stranger's jowls now motionless as the air carries on the cadence. Sulking back putting the full weight of his body onto his left foot. Timing perfect with the walrus prince coming forth with more might than ever the stranger releases the three worded phrase filled with the fury of a hundred nations of falcons FUS RO DAH! Shreds of the walrus prince are torn from its face and body failing to withstand the might of the phrase. Blackness fills the strangers vision quickly deteriorating his focus. The prince must not be allowed to survive; putting every last ounce of energy and willpower to stop the beast from manifesting again. The more effort the stranger puts into the shout the closer he comes to blacking out from the shear might required. With walrus prince near the end of its time and stranger growing closer to the possibility of not completing the task...

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...the deities come into play. The voice of the first exile makes sure that the man will complete the incantation and survive. The walrus screams, "HELP ME OH MIGHTY SPIRIT. LET THE WALRUS THRIVE. DO NOT LET ME PERISH AT THE HANDS OF AN EXILE!" The evil voice spoke, "Only the strong are allowed to live. If you are to perish, then perish. The walrus screams and is blown away by the man's mighty spell. The room collapses and dust coats everyone. The man stands up, coughing and sees that Belgeran is looking over the obliterated body of the walrus. The walrus wasn't dead. He looked different, more peaceful, not an angry killer. "Oh walrus! He is going to unleash himself. RUN, if you want to live, RUN DAMN IT!" With that the walrus exploded into a flurry of red and purple. Out of the explosion steps out a blood red walrus. It looks up with dark red eyes. It smiles and screams. The walrus stands upright and unfurls two black wings made of pure chaos. A voice of nightmare spoke from the lips of the walrus. "It's good to be back in the real world. Thanks for unleashing me. Now, your payment." The Walrus chuckles madly and with supernatural speed draws a blade of blood and flies toward the two figures...

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...of a dragon, which...

no human could possibly describe, for the beautyful but dangorous nature of these cretures would surly result in the defenceless awe of any who gazed at their reflective scales.

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Then suddenly, a strange creature appeared out of nowhere, it was called the...

Snorfalox, it scanned the area looking for...

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my penguin army. Which attacked the "snorfalox" by...

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...shooting jelly babies at him.

But the jelly babies were orange so they set the snorflox on fire

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However the 'snorfalox' was impervious to fire, and only grew stronger.

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The 'snorfalox' then swiped the entire penguin army away with it's massive paw.

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However the penguin army were actually sneakily replaced by balloons and have no out flanked the 'snorfalox'.

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The 'snorfalox', after growing stronger from the jelly babies, if very very fat and jumps up and down creating an earthquake killing all the penguins/balloons.

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..Little be-known to him, this was actually the mating call of the local 'snorfapuss', of which came rambling over to him and...

Exploded, very bloodily, leaving entrails and unspecified bits of snorfapuss lying around everywhere.

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But, the penguin remains and the snorfapuss remains combined to create a snorfaguin.

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the snorfaguin went on a rampage and destroyed many towns

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Growing bigger and bigger before exploding violently leaving entrails lying everywhere. Everywhere.

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The towns, seeing their friends destroyed and their bodies defiled with 'Snorfaguin' entrails, the towns rise up from the ground and pee on the 'Snorfalox's' face.

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the snorfalox thought it tasted very nice, and then fainted for no reason at all

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Then a magikarp suddenly appeared and used splash causing...

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a wild charazard to faint

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which in turn caused an elephant to be born.

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which created a charaphant

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The Charaphant used Sheer Cold, Fissure, Horn Drill and Guillotine all at the same time and destroyed all living creatures on the planet.

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However it was hit by recoil and fainted leaving no life on the planet. But then...

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Everyone died.. but then...

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