however this is a 'never ending story' and the day was not yet done. . .

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Vanguard Card Fighter - Grade 1

i have no idea what has gone on o.o ....

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Leader of the Might City of Varlos

Because peace was restored to hawknet freebuild, everything turned into rainbow colours and lagged the entire server. the mastermind behind the plan was a GECKO.

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I'm Igloosaurus, hear me rawr

...His name was Harry Rump...

a furious earthquake breaks out putting everything into chaos however this was no ordinary earthquake

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because out of the fissure caused by the earthquake jumps DISCORD

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I'm Igloosaurus, hear me rawr

Down pours of chocolate milk rain and endless clouds of cottoncandy flow throughout the land buildings are flipped upside down and the trails and roads are coated in salt.

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All the animals go crazy and eat the chocolate milk rain and cotton candy clouds.

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Then County and Zion try to code in a massive army of mods to vanquish the server of

rabid griefing animals.

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The battle goes on for hundreds of Minecraft decades, untill

techy crashes the server

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and then crafty yells 'TECHYYY!!!' X3

While slapping Xantos because

he joined the game while drinking a glass of

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ulkahole, except it was 50 glasses of it. He then stumbled over to the

inflatable jumpy house

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And then go spartan kicked for being clumsy and knocking into other kids who were having the time of their life by none other than

Hardscope :3

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while small defenseless children are being flung left and right things are looking bleak in the bouncy castle of bounciness! If only there were a hero *cough* *cough*

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And that heroes name was

Voldemort
EDIT: POST NUMBER 100!!!!!!!!yumfoodz!!!!!!!!!

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~Ask not what your server can do for you. Ask what you can do for your server~

jealous that he didn't have a nose he became outraged and only one person can stop him

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his name was Amabo Kcarab, he knew Barack Obama very well, until he...

figured out he spelled his name wrong and didn't actually know him that well

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...but he would like to meet him one day...

under a moon lite night in

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...a forest, which...

could magically turn...

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Inside out, enabling them to...

Edit ~ 300th post :3

fly out, and go to,

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Unofficial Hawknet Admiral

^These are my dragons there are many like them, but these are mine.

Cloudsdale where they meet up with

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...Bob Marley. Then he made...

...them sushi which was poisoned with fermented spider eyes...

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

...which stare at...

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~Ask not what your server can do for you. Ask what you can do for your server~

...Bob Marley's treacherous face...

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

but behind him was a flamingo riding a toucan but this wasn't too out of the ordinary because...

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... Bob Marley was actually a genetic scientist that liked to toy around with the DNA of animals and lot's of mutations were found near his place, but...

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

everyone in the city about 3/4 of a mile down the road began to scream frantically running past you. Unaware of what threat awaits you begin to run with them. After a few moments of running you cut off into a side street where you can catch your breath. Seconds later you see what it is that everyone is running from...

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...The creature is horrible. 100k legs, five faces, ten arms, no wonder people were screaming and running. However, you are a true Minecraftian, and Minecraftians don't FLEE. You calmly load a clip into your trusty Glock 18 and take aim at the monstrosity's head...

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

the gun was to no avail! Completely useless against the creatures formidable armour you are forced to use..

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...Your true power. You take off a glove on your right hand that reveals a beautifully engraved, sterling silver ring. There is a gem in the middle that has a dragon carved in it. You close your eyes and let your power flow through your body. The ring starts to sparkle, then glows, and finally, unleashes a blinding light which engulfs your entire body. You launch yourself at the beast and take out your final weapon which is...

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

a feather. It turns out this is no beat to be afear'd of, it's a friendly beast that got annoyed at the fact that everyone wanted to run away from it. The beast only wanted to have a laugh, and with this feather that can be obtained. When you think that everything is good the military approach with weapons at the ready it is up to you to stop them, but how is one to accomplish such a feat as you are but one person?

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...Maintaining your inhumane coolness, you take out the ultimate laptop and fire off an EMP. All electronics are down leaving half of there weapons useless. You activate your ring and send out a concrete shattering, high-pitched note which shatters the rest of the weapons. The military runs away and the beast gives you a brohoof showing it's approval...

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^ All credit is given to Belg for one heck of a sig :3


Castellan of the Timelords

... Of military cupcakes. They were introduced by the...

canadian riffle and zebra federation (CRAZF) who were trying to experiment with new found technology. Due to poor management the experiment was too close to lunch time and due to this fact, military cupcakes were born. Though larger than normal cupcakes, the size doesn't make up for the lost taste. This creature has been the only living thing capable of eating and digesting military cupcakes. Before another attack can ensue you quickly take action to bring the creature back to its homeland in the far land of...

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...Russia. A zebra named...

alfred... (the heck kind of end was that) alfred ain't a normal zebra. This zebra has the ability to. You see he's not normal because he's unlike any zebra in existence. Anyways the zebra's ability is to. Oh look a frog. This is impossible! every time i try to mention that the zebra can. Duuuuude! that park looks so fun!...

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belg, youre writing too much D:

in the park was a platypus who was flying around with the help of some rainbow coloured balloons.

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I'm Igloosaurus, hear me rawr

...Which popped, because the vicious spider...