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Author:  dragonarc321 [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 7:00 am ]
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the ant uses his layza and blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghs it to bits

he falls back down to earth and slams into a mcdonalds!!!!
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 3:36 pm ]
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with so much food the ant is able to make a great living


gets salt poisoning.
Author:  Melancholia [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 4:01 pm ]
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After a week, the food poisoning has gone, so ant is now healthy

Ant gets hit by an airplane
Author:  Belgeran [ Tue 04 Sep, 2012 - 10:44 pm ]
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manages to live because of being slowed down in a cloud and gets a free ride to florida

gets stepped on by donald duck
Author:  Melancholia [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 3:49 am ]
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Donald duck doesn't exist, so ant is safe

Ant gets cut in half by a knife
Author:  Belgeran [ Wed 05 Sep, 2012 - 11:04 pm ]
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finds small string and performs expert surgery on self.


dies due to loss of blood
Author:  dragonarc321 [ Sun 16 Sep, 2012 - 2:35 am ]
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But a nice ant in cape coral (where I live actually :D ) donates blood to save him in the ER


The surgeon cuts off his head in surgery
Author:  Melancholia [ Wed 19 Sep, 2012 - 10:08 pm ]
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Ant uses Elmers glue to stick it back together

Ant jumps off a plane without a parachute
Author:  dragonarc321 [ Thu 20 Sep, 2012 - 7:20 am ]
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he lands on a pillow

the pillow was ontop of sharp spikes
Author:  Melancholia [ Fri 21 Dec, 2012 - 12:12 am ]
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Ant is too light for the pillow to pierce through the spikes.

Ant drinks Sulfuric Acid.
Author:  Enderking [ Sun 06 Jan, 2013 - 11:35 pm ]
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But spits it out again before it has time to swallow

but when it is crawling around it gets stepped on by a human
Author:  Hardscope [ Tue 08 Jan, 2013 - 2:57 am ]
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it regenerates because it's a timelord ant? o.o

Ant falls into liquid nitrogen...
Author:  Enderking [ Thu 31 Jan, 2013 - 8:04 am ]
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But the liquid nitrogen was in a bucket and he fell onto the side and managed to fall off the side onto the ground

The bucket get knocked over onto the ant
Author:  AnotherMatrix [ Thu 31 Jan, 2013 - 9:05 am ]
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Except someone lifted the bucket up as they walked past and so Ant was able to swim quickly out.


A little boy picks up Ant and traps him under a glass cup with no air and no food or water.
Author:  Melancholia [ Sat 02 Feb, 2013 - 12:31 pm ]
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Ant somehow manages to bite through the glass, and escapes.

Ant drinks pure Ethanol
Author:  Qualabar1 [ Fri 19 Jul, 2013 - 6:28 pm ]
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But the Ant is actually SuperAnt and can survive anything, except kryptonite.

The ant come across some kryptonite.
Author:  mf011 [ Mon 16 Sep, 2013 - 7:38 am ]
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but it doesn't effect him because he is not a super ant so he runs away

The ant runs into an ant eater
Author:  ThePKNess [ Wed 25 Sep, 2013 - 10:39 pm ]
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But the ant eater is friendly and sends him on his way...

... into a minefield set to go off at the weight of an ant.
Author:  Qualabar1 [ Sat 05 Oct, 2013 - 11:25 pm ]
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However this ant has been eating all the pies so he is so heavy that he walks over the mines with no problem...

...then because of his weight, he falls through the earth and lands in an ancient catacomb infested with ant eating spiders.
Author:  ThePKNess [ Sat 05 Oct, 2013 - 11:33 pm ]
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But due to it's increased size the ant simply crushes all the spiders, growing larger with each destroyed spider.

Eventually he becomes the size and shape of a pig. Unfortunately the ant arrives at an underground bacon farm...
Author:  Qualabar1 [ Sat 05 Oct, 2013 - 11:39 pm ]
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...the bacon farmer chops him up into bacon strips eventually realising he's not a pig and is really an ant, the farmer takes the DNA of the ant and clones him back into existence and returns him to the surface as a normal sized ant...

...Then the normal sized ant gets one of his legs caught on a rock and is dying due to blood loss.
Author:  mf011 [ Sat 16 Nov, 2013 - 12:30 am ]
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So the ant steals Jabba the hut's blood to replace his own.

He then starts thinking like Jabba the hut and eats and eats and eats until he explodes
Author:  zcrazytboy [ Fri 27 Dec, 2013 - 3:31 am ]
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The ant is scraped off the walls and stitched back together by the world's most mediocre scientists.

However, this results in complications and the ant begins to die of childhood obesity.
Author:  Qualabar1 [ Mon 21 Apr, 2014 - 6:18 pm ]
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The ant gets bullied for being fat so he decides to get ripped.

The ant gets co*ky and challenges the bullies to a fight and then the bullies pull an ant gun on him. (It's like a regular gun but smaller, much smaller)
Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 11 Jul, 2016 - 5:14 am ]
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The ant challenges the ant bullies to a dance off... me and you...

But he loses the dance off and the ant bully shoots you with the ant gun. The confetti flies out from the barrel of the gun, massive balloon ants fly over, the marching ant band comes in, the Blue Ant Angels perform an air stunt above the screaming crowd.
Author:  whitemangangsta [ Mon 21 Jan, 2019 - 4:53 am ]
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I was gonna reply to my own input but I don’t understand the rules of this game and my last comment was funny anyways so I’ll just ditto it
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