Now I'm being stupid.
"Not Impossible, Inevitable." Agent Smith - The Mtraix
"What are you going to do, Ranger Rick, Shoot me?"
"I can do that." - Avatar
"I see a poser." Kefka on Squall - Dissidia Final Fantasy
"And I'll form the Head." - Voltron
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| Author: | OGara5 [ Tue 14 Jun, 2011 - 11:04 pm ] |
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Have any weried or bizzare qoutes that you find amusing or would just like to share? Keep it clean, I'll start. Quote: "Advertisement is the rich asking for more money."
G.K. Chesterson "Advice is what we ask when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Jong |
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| Author: | deebeejay [ Thu 16 Jun, 2011 - 12:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
I warned you not to touch his ears...is this my fault? -haruko FLCL I'm a pacifist because nobody likes pain. -Vash the stampede -There's no use shooting me, aside from this guy*, you're all out of ammo. -HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??? -...i counted... -Vash the stampede ...seriously go watch or read trigun it's f**kin epic -Did you think about what'll happen if we turn off the gravity? -We'll all fall to our doom. There, i thought about it. -Doctor Who |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Thu 16 Jun, 2011 - 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault. By the time you read this you’ve already read it. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Fri 17 Jun, 2011 - 4:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Yes i'ts timey wimey - The Doctor Buuutton - Yogscast on portal 2 Don't Diss the sonic - Doctor Who I wear a fez now fezzes are cool - Doctor Who Legs! I've still got legs!! [kisses one of them.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl! [checks Adam's apple.] No! No! I'm not a girl! [pulls a lock of his hair in front of his eyes and looks at it, agitated] And still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm... [The whole console room shakes.] - The Doctor Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap. Me. -Doctor Who I know you can do this. Of course, if you muck it up, I am going to be really cross. And dead. Rory (Doctor Who) Uh, Amy, this is, well, she's my TARDIS. Except she's a woman. She's a woman and she's a TARDIS. The Doctor I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all? Doctor Who |
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| Author: | OGara5 [ Fri 08 Jul, 2011 - 5:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Haza wrote: You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. -Winston Churchill Are you reading the same book of quotes as me? "Freedom is the right of all sentiant beings" - Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime. (1984) "The viod is where all begins and all ends" - Exdeath from Dissidia Final Fantasy (2008(?)) "Ruination, Awakens!!!" - Ruination's battle cry from Transformers R.I.D. (2001) |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Mon 18 Jul, 2011 - 4:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Just because I'm alone doesn't mean this is all over. -Indalecendio (One of the 12 wise men in Star Ocean 2: The second story) Death is not the end for me, It is the beginning of the end for you. - Kel-Thazud (A necromancer in Warcraft 3) It's not easy being green. -"Angry" line of the Orc Grunt (Warcraft 3) We're crashing! ... No wait, never mind. -Rydia (Final Fantasy 2) I'm clear a game nerd. -Satan360100 (Me!) |
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| Author: | OGara5 [ Thu 21 Jul, 2011 - 12:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Now I'm being stupid. "Not Impossible, Inevitable." Agent Smith - The Mtraix "What are you going to do, Ranger Rick, Shoot me?" "I can do that." - Avatar "I see a poser." Kefka on Squall - Dissidia Final Fantasy "And I'll form the Head." - Voltron |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Thu 21 Jul, 2011 - 1:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
I just found one. "You... You... Spoony Bard!" Tella (Final Fantasy 2) |
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| Author: | Lavaburrow [ Tue 30 Aug, 2011 - 7:55 pm ] |
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Here's one I like. "The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can suffer the poisen of hatred without being harmed. Since begining-less time, darkness thrives in the void. But always yields to purified light." -Giant Lion-turtle, in Avatar: TLA. |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Wed 31 Aug, 2011 - 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Im actually running out of Facepalm GIF's... 
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Wed 31 Aug, 2011 - 11:15 pm ] |
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facepalms are one of the pinnacle events that occur throughout my day |
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| Author: | OGara5 [ Fri 09 Sep, 2011 - 10:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
 Belgeran.Alarm: Warning: Plasma levels at 110%. Air Raid: 110%, It goes that high? Jetfire: No that's the point. It's about to blow!! [War For Cybertron: Chapter 9, Station Asslult] "Hey" "Hey" "Listen" SHUT UP NAVI!!!!! [My reation to Navi when Playing LoZ: Oot] |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Wed 14 Sep, 2011 - 9:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Rory: So did you kiss her back? Doctor: No I kissed her mouth. Cybermen: Daleks be warned, you have declared war upon the Cybermen. Dalek: This is not war, this is pest control. Cybermen: We have five million Cybermen, how many are you? Dalek: Four Cybermen: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? Dalek: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek, you are superior in only one respect. Cybermen: What is that? Dalek: You are better at dying Bowties are cool -The Doctor |
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| Author: | Techy [ Thu 15 Sep, 2011 - 12:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
-Life’s incessant ceremonies leap everlasting, humans spring eternal on hope’s breast, and frying pans without fires are often far between. ~Corwin -Good-bye and hello, as always. -I don’t know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something–or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it’s just an ego trip. ~Merlin -Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects. ~Merlin -Sometimes you hear an unlikely thing and that’s all it is. Other times, you hear something improbably and it strikes an echo -"Push?" Belgarath said incredulously. "You said to say push." - Garion "I said to push. I didn't say to say push." |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Fri 07 Oct, 2011 - 9:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
"I am the beginning and the end of all of your greatest sorrows." -Lord Loss (Book: Lord Loss by Darren Shan) "Just don't tell me to whirl." -Dervish Grady (Lord Loss by Darren Shan) |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Fri 07 Oct, 2011 - 11:07 pm ] |
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Yes, yes it is. -Satan360100 in the Hawknet Forums. |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Fri 07 Oct, 2011 - 11:29 pm ] |
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"Just wedged a chip between a couple of death... death = teeth." -Waffle1242 in Hawknet Freebuild. |
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| Author: | Waffle1242 [ Sat 08 Oct, 2011 - 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Thanks for that... |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sun 09 Oct, 2011 - 5:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
"Some scientists say that horses are actually dumb, literally. But i have a small question for those of you who agree, How do they know if THEY aren't a horse?" - crafty, AKA me :3 =============== "Stay away from a horse long enough and you'll start tapping your fingers in the beat of a post trot." (I do this sometimes, lol) =============== "I am still under the impression that there is nothing alive quite so beautiful as a thoroughbred horse." - John Galsworthy =============== im gonna run out of room if i don't shut up... XD |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 09 Oct, 2011 - 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
craftygirl2000 wrote: "Some scientists say that horses are actually dumb, literally. But i have a small question for those of you who agree, How do they know if THEY aren't a horse?" - crafty, AKA me :3 If they don't know they aren't a horse then that proves that they are dumb. |
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sun 09 Oct, 2011 - 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
proves who are dumb? the horses are scientists? xD |
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| Author: | Techy [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 12:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Psst...scientific classifications  Edit: and DNA  ...and no Horseys can not be scientists. As it is a human trait that requires at least passing knowledge of either Life Science or Physical sciences...and yes ik it was a joke but I still win!
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 5:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Taht was a typo, i mean "the horses OR the scientists" i just megafailed "taht was a typo...." -crafty XD |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people. -Anonyonmous |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -Anonymous After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." -Anonymous Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. -Anonymous (But I'm guessing it was Duracell) "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 6:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -Anonymous |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Lol A couple of those quotes don't really work with Hawknet's no profanity rules. |
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| Author: | Waffle1242 [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 10:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Quote: Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Got me there... |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Mon 10 Oct, 2011 - 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Got me too. Even after reading it got you... |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Tue 11 Oct, 2011 - 3:48 am ] |
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some of us already knew that so didn't have to do it. |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Tue 11 Oct, 2011 - 3:49 am ] |
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"Does Old McDonald and BINGO have the same tune" |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Wed 12 Oct, 2011 - 1:10 am ] |
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you got me again geran... |
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| Author: | Techy [ Wed 12 Oct, 2011 - 2:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ohhh quotes |
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot". -- (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic) "Reflected-sound-of-underground-spirits?" -- Economics explained (Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic) - "DID YOU SAY HUMANS PLAY IT FOR FUN?" said Death - "Some of them get to be very good at it, yes. I'm only an amateur, I'm afraid" - "BUT THEY ONLY LIVE EIGHTY OR NINETY YEARS!" -- The joys of bridge (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had beed badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well. -- Ah, but has it been hedgehogged? (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) "The knuckles! The horrible knuckles!" -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) I WAS AT A PARTY, he added, a shade reproachfully. -- Death is summoned by the Wizards (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal sized billiard balls. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) - "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?" - "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper." -- Cohen the Barbarian in conversation with Discworld nomads (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) The old shaman said carefully, "You didn't just see two men go through upside down on a broomstick, shouting and screaming at each other, did you?" The boy looked at him levelly. "Certainly not," he said. The old man heaved a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness for that," he said. "Neither did I." -- Rincewind and Twoflower take up broomstick flying (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic) |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Wed 12 Oct, 2011 - 9:45 am ] |
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Yo dawg I heard you like Terry Pratchett. |
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| Author: | Techy [ Wed 12 Oct, 2011 - 2:31 pm ] |
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Mabey a little
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| Author: | LeChosenOne [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 12:27 am ] |
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lol-Haza |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 12:48 am ] |
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"oops" -Belgeran |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 1:27 am ] |
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It's not cheating unless you get caught -Anonymous
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 1:50 am ] |
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"I didn't slap you....I Hi-5'd your face" -Hardscope
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| Author: | crooftygirl2000 [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 3:46 am ] |
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'I didn't punch him! He ran his face into my fist.' 'Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow." 'Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.' 'Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.' 'Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.' 'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.' I have a folder full of quotes but im too lazy to post even half of them. XD |
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| Author: | Belgeran [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 3:54 am ] |
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oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gooosh! -RD |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 4:16 am ] |
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Belgeran wrote: Legs! I've still got legs!! [kisses one of them.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose... eh, I've had worse. Chin - blimey! Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl! [checks Adam's apple.] No! No! I'm not a girl! [pulls a lock of his hair in front of his eyes and looks at it, agitated] And still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm... [The whole console room shakes.] - The Doctor Your quote..songified :3 |
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| Author: | Melancholia [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 5:00 am ] |
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What if mirrors and cameras are a lie and we don't really know what we look like? |
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| Author: | Hardscope [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 5:12 am ] |
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Well we can still feel our faces.. |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 9:20 am ] |
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Get somebody to paint a portrait of you Feeling your face only gives you the vague idea of your body shape ^^ |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 2:59 pm ] |
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I think we can all say that the past is over - George W Bush |
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| Author: | Techy [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 4:44 pm ] |
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You don't see people at their best in this job, said Death. ~Terry Pratchett |
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| Author: | yellowyellow [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 4:47 pm ] |
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Just do it - Nike Something I have lived by for ages ._,. |
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| Author: | Earlybird94 [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 5:29 pm ] |
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"you don't know me son, so let me explain something to you. If iI ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed." Cpt. Malcom Reynolds (FireFly) Code to live by right there ^ |
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| Author: | Satan360100 [ Sun 22 Jan, 2012 - 5:51 pm ] |
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Did anyone ever teach you how to bang your knuckles against a door? That's called knocking. You should try it sometime because certain people consider barging into other people's houses unannounced...Rude. -NPC in Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. |
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