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Melancholia
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 Posted: Thu 17 Nov, 2011 - 9:50 pm |
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Joined: Sun 10 Apr, 2011 - 1:13 am
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Location: Maidenhead, UK
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Here, we post Jokes that we've Found/Made up...
They cannot be rude (You should know what I mean)...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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Satan360100
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Posted: Thu 17 Nov, 2011 - 10:13 pm |
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Joined: Mon 18 Jul, 2011 - 12:47 pm
Posts: 863
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Awww no jokes of adult nature... There goes my whole repertoire... Ok so what do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Waffle1242
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Posted: Fri 18 Nov, 2011 - 4:29 am |
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Joined: Tue 07 Jun, 2011 - 3:20 am
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Location: Waupaca, WI
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One day a lawyer was stepping out of his car, when another car slammed into the lawyer's car. The lawyer said,"Hey! You just ruined my Rolls Royce! Do you know how much that costs?"
The other man replied,"You lawyers are so materialistic! You didn't even notice your arm got chopped off!"
The lawyer shrieked,"AAAAAAAAHHHH! My Rolex!"
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FireFerdy
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Posted: Fri 18 Nov, 2011 - 6:21 pm |
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Joined: Fri 02 Sep, 2011 - 9:15 pm
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hahahahahahaha waffle hahahahahahahahaha
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FireFerdy
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Posted: Fri 18 Nov, 2011 - 6:27 pm |
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Joined: Fri 02 Sep, 2011 - 9:15 pm
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i wasn't that drunk....
dude, you were asking my cat why he killed mufasa
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yellowyellow
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Posted: Fri 18 Nov, 2011 - 6:38 pm |
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Joined: Mon 13 Jun, 2011 - 5:41 am
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I wasn't that drunk...
Dude, we found you in our fireplace yelling diagon alley
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